George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like laundry?
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming… afterwards…
Elaine: It shrinks?!
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
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“I’m not a lesbian. I mean, I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian!”
I just saw that one for the first time the other day. :)
I think what caused Seinfeld never to take off over here was that it used to be shown at something like 11pm!
Bloody BBC …
Elaine will always be my favourite, Julia-Louise Dreyfus is a great comedy actress.
George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage? Elaine: You mean like laundry? Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming… afterwards… Elaine: It shrinks?! Jerry: Like a frightened turtle. Elaine: Why does it shrink? George: It just does. Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
“You sold us a hair with a cake around it.”