Drowning

Drowning leaves the body bloated and pretty weird looking. Not the prettiest death. Sleeping pills might be a better way to go. =D

Drowning is the best but you need a counter weight to keep you below the water. Also, MAKE SURE you jump in a deep area because you'll naturally try to swim to the surface for air so if you're 5' and you jump in 4' of water…well that's pretty stupid since all you need to do is stand up. And trust me, you'll naturally try to stand because you KNOW that you're 5' tall in 4' of water. So…you need the weight because after you pass out from lack of air your body will naturally try to breath and wake you up. If you end up floating to the surface and are face up when you're body tries to breath again…yep, you'll be alive!....well maybe not but there's a good chance you will be. You'll caugh the water out of your lungs (or try to) and most likely be alright. You need the counter weight to keep you below the surface. It won't hurt. You'll struggle for air then pass out and when your body tries to breath again…no air so you die. If you want people to find you AFTER you die then I suggest you leave a note somewhere were they'll find it.

I would like to add this....

Some of you will be pissed at me for saying what I'm about to say but I don't care. I've done some searching regarding the best way to die and always found the same stupid answer. ....."oh don't do it"......"it's not worth it"......"suicide is not the answer".... etc. Well you know what? Until you end up in our shoes, keep your mouth shut. I've tried a few things and most did not hurt like so many people said as well as (obviously) nothing I tried worked. Sleeping pills are crap as is every other thing I found regarding suicide. So cut all the crap and tell people what they really want to know....THE TRUTH! Lying to us simply makes us search deeper until we do find the answer. Those who (subconsciously want to live) will read everything and anything until they read enough stuff to NOT do it. HOWEVER, the ones (like me) will continue to search and try different things until we do die. So to those, here are a few things...

Those of you who doubt...what I am about to type is the truth...I really did these things. Just because you might know someone who tried one of these things and succeeded doesn't mean I'm full of crap...body weight and health has a huge role in it as is quantity and length of time.

 I'm in my 30's, about 5'11", weigh about 225lbs and I have diabetes. I think I may be bipolar though I've never been tested for it since but I show signs of having it. So now that you know this, here's what I tried so far. Yes... I say so far because I will most certainly continue trying until I succeed. Finally...No I will NOT use an innocent person to commit suicide and by this I mean driving my vehicle into and oncoming vehicle or anything of the sort just to kill myself. I'm depressed but there most certainly is no need to bring an innocent victim into my misery.

 #1 - PILLS  do not work! They simply cause you to pass out (sleep if you will) and your body will naturally vomit all the crap out of your system. I know because I tried it. And NO I DID NOT take just a few pills. I bought two boxes of extra strength sleeping pills and swallowed BOTH boxes.  That’s 40 pills. Ok unfortunately I threw the box out so I don’t have the exact amount but they’re Sleep-eze extra strength gel caps (20 per box) You might know of a different brand but this one doesn’t work. I ended up sleeping for three freakin days and woke up in a puddle of my own puke. Not very nice and incredibly messy.

#2 – HANGING hurts like heck. You have to be a certain height according to your weight so that when you jump (or walk) off the plat form, you’ll snap your neck and die pretty much right away. I didn’t try this one…too chicken but I do know it hurts a lot if you don’t snap your neck.

#3 – CUTTING yourself also hurts like heck. PLUS you have to cut a big blood vessel. Like the one in your leg or in your neck. Any other blood vessels pretty much clot up and stop bleeding. So unless you can cut your blood vessel LENGTHWISE in your arm and suck up the pain, forget it. I didn’t try this one either….yup, too chicken and yes I do know it hurts and I also know that warm water (the hotter the better, but you don’t need to boil yourself) makes your skin easier to cut.

#4 – EXAUST doesn’t work either. All new vehicles emit low Carbon Monoxide fumes so you’ll end up suffocating from lack of Oxygen before CO does you in. Yup I connected a hose to my exhaust (muffler to those who don’t know what an exhaust is) and the other end was in my car via the window (which was opened big enough to let the hose in and the hose was only 1½ “). I was in my car for over an hour and nothing happened. Well… I had a hard time breathing due to the lack of Oxygen. I get bored really quick so I gave up and got out of my car.

#5 – CARBON MONOXIDE doesn’t work very well either. You absolutely need the right conditions for it to work. So this way is too complicated. I bought a little camping heater as well as a camping stove. I used the camping heater in my Jeep (Yes I sold my car and bought a Jeep Liberty). I spent the night in my Jeep in -24°C (-11.2°F) with the camping heater going. I had to crack the window due to lack of Oxygen because I found it too hard to try and breath. Obviously I didn’t have the right conditions because there’s plenty of write ups about campers (people camping, not the camping trailers etc.) dying due to Carbon Monoxide poisoning caused by camping heaters. So I tried it again in my bathroom but this time I used my camping stove because the stove emits more CO than the heater does. I completely sealed my bathroom except for a little wee spot just a tad higher than my heater so I could get just enough air to supply the heater. I had the heater on the floor. I sealed the air vent, the door (except that spot to supply air to my heater). My heater is 5.5” high so I didn’t seal a spot 6” from the bottom of the door for air supply to my heater. **Hold an empty soup can (don’t cut the bottom of the can) about ¼ inches from the table over a tea light candle and you’ll know why I left an area slightly higher than the height of my heater.** Anyways…I also sealed the bathroom fan and any other place where air can escape or enter. That didn’t work either but I think I just didn’t wait long enough. It did get incredibly hot in the bathroom though. So now I’m trying #6.

#6 – POISON works if you can deal with the incredible pain. And you can’t just use any kind of poison because some really really hurt like heck. Currently I’m using Anti-Freeze. I have a problem though. The only kind I could find was diluted anti-freeze. (50/50) So this obviously means I have to drink double what it would normally take to do the trick. In my research I found that 250ml can be enough to kill someone (or so they say). So technically I should only need to drink 500ml (17oz) because mine is diluted already. I have a 700ml (24oz) glass. I pour about 200ml (7 oz) of anti-freeze and mix it with juice. Strawberry juice to be exact. It taste incredibly good but in my research I found that it’ll hurt like heck. I guess I’ll find out soon enough… I also drank it with Pepsi and was it ever tasty. I couldn’t even taste the anti-freeze though I think it was just because it was diluted at the factory. Anyhow, if this doesn’t work I’m trying drowning next. In my research about anti-freeze, I found that it’s a sure way to end it (again, this is what they say). However I also found that they say some people drink it as a substitute to alcohol. So I think to myself that if they drink the anti-freeze it can’t be all that bad. I guess I‘ll find out but the more I think about it, the more I think I’ll end up drowning. Especially since I’m on my 4th glass now and all I feel is the “drunken” effect they all said I would feel. Though in my research, they did say that there are more severe symptoms to come.

#7 – DROWNING is the way to go. Seems to me it would be incredibly peaceful and very easy to do. If #6 doesn’t work I’m trying this next. Here’s what I think…. Get a heavy counter weight. Something heavy enough to keep you on the bottom of whatever body of water you chose to jump in. You need this counter weight because your body may or may not naturally float to the top (I don’t know for a fact so to be safe, get the weight). Also if your body DOES float to the surface, FACE UP, it will automatically try to breath on its own. Being at the surface, there’s air. SO….with the counter weight you are held down below the surface of the water thus when your body tries to automatically breath, nothing…no air to breath so you are gone. You must also make sure you are deep in the water. This means that if you’re 5 feet tall and you jump in 4 feet of water, it may not work. Subconsciously your body knows how tall you are. So jumping in shallow water and knowing your height, your body will naturally stand you up thus you are above the water level and you can breathe. As a counter weight you can use anything heavy enough to keep you under water…. A cement block will work but if you can carry it, two would work better

Sorry, the anti-freexe seems to be kicking in. O should go lay down now. I hope nobody deleytes this poist. I onlu typed thsio so everty body know the truth.. I’m fighting to type properly but it’s noyt working veryt well. I’;m weariung out my deleyte button. Sorry everyone…hope every one can read all of this. Good byy  If this does work, I will lket you know ytomrrow… or when I wake uop. I’ll see what happens first,

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Hmmm…interesting for sure.