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The main character of the screenplay of the same name, supposedly written by Dr. John Michael Dorian of Scrubs fame.
Turk: So Dr. Acula is a doctor and a vampire?
J.D.: He’s both. And at the very end, I’m gonna put “Dr. Acula” across the screen, take that period, get it outta there, squish it together—it’ll say “Dracula”!
Turk: That is an awesome ending!
J.D.: Um, thank you for telling me what I already know, Turk.