Demetri Martin
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Martin has appeared on “Premium Blend” and had his own special on Comedy Central. His special was divided into three parts. In the first he performed in traditional stand-up comedy fashion. In the second segment he used humorous drawings as visual aids, which would serve either as the punchline or a background. During the third segment, he played a guitar and put on a pseudo-play where he would strum his guitar while talking; some of his comedian friends dressed as fairies and dragons and acted according to the story he was telling, detailing the magical land from which his jokes came. Martin’s mother and grandmother also appeared.
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“A squirrel is the same as a can/with a BB gun in my hand”...I laughed and laughed.
“I like party’s but I dont like pinata’s because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals.”
If you wanna sound like a creep just add “ladies” to the end of everything you say. “Hey, how’s it going…ladies?” “Help! I’ve fallen down a well! ...ladies. It’s like a really tall jacuzzi.”
See, my best friend thinks that the “Ladies” thing is fool-proof. But I think that adding ”...if you know what I mean” sounds a lot creepier.
Hmmm, let’s test that theory.
“Hey, how’s it going? ...if you know what I mean.” “Help! I’ve fallen down a well…if you know what I mean.”
You can’t hear it, but I have just gasped. Yup, that one is definitely creepy too. Whether it’s creepier, I have not decided. They both seem pretty equal in creep-factor.
Try this one: “Who wants a pizza?” If you know what I mean is the clear winner. Ladies sounds polite in reference to food, where as IYKWIM sounds like some obscure and disgusting sexual reference.
Demetri is still bad-ass though. P.S. The guy in the green shirt that’s with me in my picture is the best friend that’s a HUGE fan.
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I think hes so gorgeous
Pillow vs. Pillow – Crazy Awesome.
Haha this man is hilarious, and his humor makes you think, unlike most.