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Demetri Martin

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Martin has appeared on “Premium Blend” and had his own special on Comedy Central. His special was divided into three parts. In the first he performed in traditional stand-up comedy fashion. In the second segment he used humorous drawings as visual aids, which would serve either as the punchline or a background. During the third segment, he played a guitar and put on a pseudo-play where he would strum his guitar while talking; some of his comedian friends dressed as fairies and dragons and acted according to the story he was telling, detailing the magical land from which his jokes came. Martin’s mother and grandmother also appeared.

 

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adlithium
adlithium posted over 6 years ago

“A squirrel is the same as a can/with a BB gun in my hand”...I laughed and laughed.

ThePhantomTurtle
ThePhantomTurtle posted over 6 years ago

“I like party’s but I dont like pinata’s because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals.”

Marisa
Marisa posted over 6 years ago

If you wanna sound like a creep just add “ladies” to the end of everything you say. “Hey, how’s it going…ladies?” “Help! I’ve fallen down a well! ...ladies. It’s like a really tall jacuzzi.”

Melissa
Melissa posted over 6 years ago

See, my best friend thinks that the “Ladies” thing is fool-proof. But I think that adding ”...if you know what I mean” sounds a lot creepier.

Marisa
Marisa posted over 6 years ago

Hmmm, let’s test that theory.

“Hey, how’s it going? ...if you know what I mean.” “Help! I’ve fallen down a well…if you know what I mean.”

You can’t hear it, but I have just gasped. Yup, that one is definitely creepy too. Whether it’s creepier, I have not decided. They both seem pretty equal in creep-factor.

Melissa
Melissa posted over 6 years ago

Try this one: “Who wants a pizza?” If you know what I mean is the clear winner. Ladies sounds polite in reference to food, where as IYKWIM sounds like some obscure and disgusting sexual reference.

Demetri is still bad-ass though. P.S. The guy in the green shirt that’s with me in my picture is the best friend that’s a HUGE fan.

electronchelle
electronchelle posted over 6 years ago

mmmmmm

I think hes so gorgeous

Ace0fDiamonds
Ace0fDiamonds posted over 5 years ago

Pillow vs. Pillow – Crazy Awesome.

XLolaBabyX
XLolaBabyX posted over 5 years ago

Haha this man is hilarious, and his humor makes you think, unlike most.

VSgurlee
VSgurlee posted over 4 years ago
holy shit i love this guy! he's soo funny!
liza!
liza! posted over 4 years ago

batteries are so dramatic.

 

I love demetri.clever with killer delivery:) aaand it doesnt hurt that he's adorable.

loviT
loviT posted over 4 years ago

Ive watched his show a few times and i think this guy is u foo and u half.

luna boo
luna boo posted over 4 years ago

i love the "ish" on the clock

chamillionaire
chamillionaire posted over 3 years ago

I’m gonna marry Demetri Martin