Demented Gnomes

well she is a demented gnome, otherwise known as my friendie becky, she is happy and sunny and funny,

she has just had a birthday, i wont tell u which one, it would be cliche, now please dont poke fun,

she’s a lovely person, you must admit it’s true, this poem will worsen , before it is through,

she loves alex pettyfer, though i cannot spell, and her cat really can purr, i know this fact well,

i;m sure you can easily acertain she is a demented gnome, and though i need not explain she deserves to sit on a thrown!

to becky i appologuise for my disgraceful poem, see u soon!!