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Created by lackadaisy. Last Edited by -bailey-. Tagged as: Other, TV
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Star Trek: TNG ’s resident android. He’s fully programmed in multiple techniques, including poetry:

Ode to Spot

Felis Cattus is your taxonomic nomenclature,

an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature.

Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses

contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,

a singular development of cat communications

that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection

for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;

you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.

And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,

it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display

connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.

And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

 

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wizard13335
wizard13335 posted over 2 years ago

Go Data!

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted over 2 years ago

Ode to Spot I love.

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

why is it I keep thinking that hundreds of people have bested data? and every time i come here and see only.. 15.. i feel disappointed. .. :(

lackadaisy
lackadaisy posted about 1 year ago

I know, where’s the love?

-bailey-
-bailey- posted about 1 year ago

Perhaps it’s just because I watched TNG when I was very young, but when I found out how Nemesis ended, I was crushed. I felt like someone should have told me. I realize it’s all just fiction and actors need to move on and blah blah blah, but an irrational and childish part of me still feels that Data should have lived forever.

I mean, he was an android, damnit. :(