Darkwing Duck

Whenever Darkwing makes an entrance, he introduces himself by saying, “I am the terror that flaps in the night!” and then following it up with a metaphor comparing himself to something annoying, or something that makes little sense; finally ending with “I am Darkwing Duck!”. Among them are:

• “I am the switch that derails your train!”
• “I am the jailer who throws away the key!”
• “I am the surprise in your cereal box.”
• “I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!”
• “I am the lollipop that sticks in your hair!”
• “I am the rhinestone on the jumpsuit of justice!”
• “I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I am the neuroses that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!”
• “I am the batteries that are not included!”
• “I am the headache in the criminal mind!”
• “I am the raspberry seed you can’t floss out!”
• “I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul!”
• “I am the onion that stings in your eye!”
• “I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!”
• “I am the hairball that clogs your drains!”
• “I am the low ratings that cancel your program!”
• “I am the auditor that wants to look at your books!”
• “I am the slug that slimes your Begonias!”
• “I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!”
• “I am the itch you cannot reach!”
• “I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters!”
• “I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!”
• “I am the fingernail that scrapes across the blackboard of injustice!”
• “I am the peanut butter that sticks to the roof of your mouth!”
• “I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries!”
• “I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am!”
• “I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!”
• “I am the bug that splatters on your windshield!”

I watched this all the time as a kid and even have Season 1 on dvd lol

:) Love it

LOL i had forgotten about this cartoon. i always used to watch it, nice memories.

"Let's get danegerous."

LOL Kickass line

"Darkwing Duck" is hilarious! It's my favorite animated TV show.