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DANE COOK IS GREATEST COMEDIAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ! HIS STUFF MAKES ANYONE LAUGH . HE COULD TURN THE MOST MUNDANE THING SUCH AS BURGER KING AND MAKE IT THE GREATEST INSIDE JOKE EVER . IF YOU DON ’T KNOW OF DANE COOK YOU KNOW NOTHING
I do not like this man…
I’m with deathbypingu
come on guys… is this about the yuk-yuk’s incident? give the guy a break.
and deathbypingu, are you sure that saying “i do not like this man” is not a reference to this:
“One day, a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes, he leaned in and said ‘You fing remember me forever!’ But I did not say ‘fing’ – I did not! He just added ‘f*ing’ to make the story more intense and interesting…cause he’s a lying 50 year old man who deserves ice cream smashed in and around his eyes!”
you ask yourself that question. take that home with you. chew on it. it’s delicious.
i’ve heard that bit, marisa, and i’m sure it’s really hilarious.
i just don’t like him. he steals other comedians’ material, and if that isn’t bad enough, he doesn’t put it to good use. and he’s totally arrogant and has a huge ego. 14 year olds and family guy fanatics might think he’s funny, but i don’t. he makes me frown more than anything else… it’s just an opinion, and it doesn’t matter.
SHAZAM ! :)
ok, deathbypingu, point taken. i wasn’t looking to be patronised, i was really just looking for an opening to quote my favourite comedian. i see now that you really don’t like him and no amount of quoting will convert you. well, ya can’t blame a girl for trying. and don’t say your opinion doesn’t matter, of course it matters. that’s what this site’s all about, right?
sorry if i offended you or anything like that, marisa. i just had to get it out there, i guess. i wouldn’t dislike him so much if he wasn’t so arrogant though.
and YOU , nimblemarmoset.. shame on you for saying such hurtful words!
:) that’s cool, you’re forgiven. sorry for my defensiveness.
sorry for my arseholery. actually, i did laugh once at one of his bits.. he was imitating the wheel on the price is right. cause it really does seem to go on forever…
sorry for making you apologise twice. shall we call it even?
(and for the sake of continuity, sorry for my bitch-holery)
oh! you laughed once! only once… well, it’s something i guess. at least you’re keeping an open mind. and at least you have a genuine reason for not liking him, although personally i don’t get the arrogant vibe from him, but maybe i’m only familiar with his pre-large-amounts-of-fame stuff.
i give you two my out-dated thumbs up.
that was a nice ending. I wish other people on this site could be so friendly!
haha, it’s cool. im still kinda giggling at bellafilla’s comment… “IF YOU DON ’T KNOW OF DANE COOK YOU KNOW NOTHING ”
ride on, my brother!
dane cook is probably the funniest guy i have ever seen, and hes pretty hot too! i have like 20 things of his on my ipod :)
not the funniest comedian, but definitely the sexiest.
HAHA he makes me laugh! :P
I feel like punching a baby
Heeelllllloooooooo, I'm a ccccaaaaarrrrrrr!
what a beaaaautiful creature.
sexy AND funny? now there's an unbeatable combination.
call me anytime, dane.
what? a girl can dream.
There are three things that we're all gonna do:
-Dane Cook's Vicious Circle
Hello,im new to the site.Well,the topic of the "GREAT DANE COOK".I don't want to come right out and say "sucks" even though it's the first thing that comes to mind.So im not going to say "he sucks real bad" because,well it's not very nice so I will agree with the guy here that said that he never made him laugh, except when he found one thing and I have yet to laugh even once.He is way to enthusiastic for his totally unfunny material.You all want to see a real funny comedian? LOUIS CK -
ok hellcock I wont come right out and say shut up.... well actually i will
"GOD HELP ME!! ITS THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!!"
Im going to see him in November 3rd!!!!!
That Dane Cook is a silly B...
he is amazing =]
He's hilarious, but he's swears in every sentence! I can't handle it! Keep it kinda clean!
(I still love you, Dane.)
I F*cking love that man. Don't give a sh*t if you don't. ((I'm swearing on purpose... Because someone out there just needs to complain about my swearing- to release their pent up anger and frustration that stems from being such a f*cking *sshole ...I'm doing a public service you little c*cksuckers, you should be thanking me!)) I made myself LOL (just a little).
He is one BAMF...and sexy as all hell, too. You should check out his Danecast on his MySpace page.
God, in His Infinite Wisdom created some minds so small, so ignorant, they're unable to appreciate Dane Cook. I'm really truly sad for those people... But for the Enlightened Ones of us who laugh so hard we pee our pants (just a little) I greet you with a hale and hearty "SUFI."
PS- Lois CK? Louis CK??? Are you kidding me? Dane's way funnier. And regarding the whining: So what- alot of comedians use similar stuff. No one would care except for the fact that Dane does it better. So there.
Dane cook rips off most of his jokes just search hime in the comedic world he is a complete outkast any real comic would tell you he is lame. Oh and stop putting this guy in movies wholy damn he is terrible
I like it when he laughs at himself. I actually like it whenever any comedians make themself laugh. But I like his a lot. haha. I smile just thinking about him.
Someone SH*T on the coats.....lol
This is one of my heros! He's f-ing funny.
HELLOOOOOO!IM A CAAAARR!GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN!BACKSEAT!TRUNK SPACE!HELLOOOOOO!LET"S GO FOR A RIDE!OIL IS MY BLOOD!SEATBELTS!RADIO KNOBS!
Pickles, all my pickles, cheese bun seeds no bun seeds...
he's really overrated in my opinion.
I don't really know anything about him besides his acting career. All I know is his acting. And he's a great actor. And very very hot. In fact, that's the only reason I looked him up in the first place. Because I would forfeit my college education just to sleep with the man.
And that is really saying something.
Dane Cook: By a Round of Applause
Comedy crowds -- we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause... There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over -- 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause -- she's not clapping!'
Dane Cook: Want to Be an Alien
I want to be an alien. The movie 'Aliens' -- isn't that the best, those aliens? You don't mess with those aliens. They're bad-ass looking. They're always wet and sh*t. You don't mess with that. If I got on the subway like that, you wouldn't mess with me.
Dig his fighting stand
start your day off the holy way…with christ checks…its a miracle in a bowl! [angel flies out] goodmorning!! lol
fucking awesome he is so funny swear i cried the last time i saw his show i couldn’t breathe i fell out of my chair :P
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