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Dane Cook

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bellafilla
bellafilla posted about 1 year ago

DANE COOK IS GREATEST COMEDIAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ! HIS STUFF MAKES ANYONE LAUGH . HE COULD TURN THE MOST MUNDANE THING SUCH AS BURGER KING AND MAKE IT THE GREATEST INSIDE JOKE EVER . IF YOU DON ’T KNOW OF DANE COOK YOU KNOW NOTHING

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted about 1 year ago

I do not like this man…

countbessie
countbessie posted about 1 year ago

I’m with deathbypingu

Marisa
Marisa posted about 1 year ago

come on guys… is this about the yuk-yuk’s incident? give the guy a break. and deathbypingu, are you sure that saying “i do not like this man” is not a reference to this:

“One day, a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes, he leaned in and said ‘You fing remember me forever!’ But I did not say ‘fing’ – I did not! He just added ‘f*ing’ to make the story more intense and interesting…cause he’s a lying 50 year old man who deserves ice cream smashed in and around his eyes!”

you ask yourself that question. take that home with you. chew on it. it’s delicious.

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted about 1 year ago

i’ve heard that bit, marisa, and i’m sure it’s really hilarious.

i just don’t like him. he steals other comedians’ material, and if that isn’t bad enough, he doesn’t put it to good use. and he’s totally arrogant and has a huge ego. 14 year olds and family guy fanatics might think he’s funny, but i don’t. he makes me frown more than anything else… it’s just an opinion, and it doesn’t matter.

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

SHAZAM ! :)

Marisa
Marisa posted about 1 year ago

ok, deathbypingu, point taken. i wasn’t looking to be patronised, i was really just looking for an opening to quote my favourite comedian. i see now that you really don’t like him and no amount of quoting will convert you. well, ya can’t blame a girl for trying. and don’t say your opinion doesn’t matter, of course it matters. that’s what this site’s all about, right?

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted about 1 year ago

sorry if i offended you or anything like that, marisa. i just had to get it out there, i guess. i wouldn’t dislike him so much if he wasn’t so arrogant though.

and YOU , nimblemarmoset.. shame on you for saying such hurtful words!

Marisa
Marisa posted about 1 year ago

:) that’s cool, you’re forgiven. sorry for my defensiveness.

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted about 1 year ago

sorry for my arseholery. actually, i did laugh once at one of his bits.. he was imitating the wheel on the price is right. cause it really does seem to go on forever…

Marisa
Marisa posted about 1 year ago

sorry for making you apologise twice. shall we call it even? (and for the sake of continuity, sorry for my bitch-holery)

oh! you laughed once! only once… well, it’s something i guess. at least you’re keeping an open mind. and at least you have a genuine reason for not liking him, although personally i don’t get the arrogant vibe from him, but maybe i’m only familiar with his pre-large-amounts-of-fame stuff.

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

i give you two my out-dated thumbs up. that was a nice ending. I wish other people on this site could be so friendly!

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted about 1 year ago

haha, it’s cool. im still kinda giggling at bellafilla’s comment… “IF YOU DON ’T KNOW OF DANE COOK YOU KNOW NOTHING ”

ride on, my brother!

rach-ee
rach-ee posted about 1 year ago

dane cook is probably the funniest guy i have ever seen, and hes pretty hot too! i have like 20 things of his on my ipod :)

letstouchhearts
letstouchhearts posted about 1 year ago

not the funniest comedian, but definitely the sexiest.

Cares2much4you
Cares2much4you posted about 1 year ago
He is the sexiest and one of the funniest comedian.
dumbbrunette
dumbbrunette posted about 1 year ago

HAHA he makes me laugh! :P

BAMF

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted about 1 year ago

I feel like punching a baby

dumbbrunette
dumbbrunette posted about 1 year ago

Heeelllllloooooooo, I'm a ccccaaaaarrrrrrr!

inuaddict7
inuaddict7 posted about 1 year ago

what a beaaaautiful creature.

sexy AND funny? now there's an unbeatable combination.

call me anytime, dane.

what? a girl can dream. 

NightScope
NightScope posted about 1 year ago

There are three things that we're all gonna do:

  1. We're all gonna laugh
  2. We're all gonna cry
  3. And we're all gonna take painful sh!ts!

-Dane Cook's Vicious Circle

 

hellcock
hellcock posted 11 months ago

Hello,im new to the site.Well,the topic of the "GREAT DANE COOK".I don't want to come right out and say "sucks" even though it's the first thing that comes to mind.So im not going to say "he sucks real bad" because,well it's not very nice so I will agree with the guy here that said that he never made him laugh, except when he found one thing and I have yet to laugh even once.He is way to enthusiastic for his totally unfunny material.You all want to see a real funny comedian? LOUIS CK -  

dumbbrunette
dumbbrunette posted 11 months ago

ok hellcock I wont come right out and say shut up.... well actually i will

Shut Up!

love_goddess8
love_goddess8 posted 10 months ago

"GOD HELP ME!! ITS THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!!"

dumbbrunette
dumbbrunette posted 10 months ago

Im going to see him in November 3rd!!!!!

PinkSpider
PinkSpider posted 7 months ago

That Dane Cook is a silly B...

he is amazing =]

_Sarah_
_Sarah_ posted 6 months ago
UndecidedI Don't Know Him...But...He's Really Cute! (Wath's He's Carrer?)
Saphirasakurasuicune
Saphirasakurasuicune posted 4 months ago

He's hilarious, but he's swears in every sentence! I can't handle it! Keep it kinda clean!

(I still love you, Dane.)

LydiaLisa
LydiaLisa posted about 1 month ago

I F*cking love that man. Don't give a sh*t if you don't. ((I'm swearing on purpose... Because someone out there just needs to complain about my swearing- to release their pent up anger and frustration that stems from being such a f*cking *sshole ...I'm doing a public service you little c*cksuckers, you should be thanking me!))  I made myself LOL (just a little).

SUFI everybody!    Wink

He is one BAMF...and sexy as all hell, too. You should check out his Danecast on his MySpace page.

God, in His Infinite Wisdom created some minds so small, so ignorant, they're unable to appreciate Dane Cook. I'm really truly sad for those people... But for the Enlightened Ones of us who laugh so hard we pee our pants (just a little)    I greet you with a hale and hearty "SUFI."

PS-  Lois CK? Louis CK??? Are you kidding me? Dane's way funnier. And regarding the whining: So what- alot of comedians use similar stuff. No one would care except for the fact that Dane does it better. So there. Tongue out

Dirkd
Dirkd posted about 1 month ago

Dane cook rips off most of his jokes just search hime in the comedic world he is a complete outkast any real comic would tell you he is lame. Oh and stop putting this guy in movies wholy damn he is terrible