There's a joke that circulates among us scientists:
Question: "What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?"
Answer: "Can I have extra fries on that, please?"
On a slightly different note, I was once told by a Primary (5-11yrs) teacher that they once looked down at a picture that a child was drawing. It depicted a large open-topped car with a driver and two passengers. Puzzled as to how this related to the story the teacher had told to the children earlier, she asked the child what he was drawing. "But Miss," said the child, "It's God driving Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden."
Whether the teacher managed to keep a straight face is not recorded by history.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GAHTEEHEE!
Phewf.
I'll try and find more examples. :)
Shoot. You can't see the picture that well, but it's a slope question.
The question is, "Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?"
Answer: "NO. There is an elephant in the way."
This person made their own question on a calculus exam:
"Problem: Use calculus to find the identity of Batman.
... Bruce Wayne!"
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:)
SOMEONE ELSE POST, GOSH DARN IT!
Those are hilarious! Where are you finding them?
Just on the Net. Feel free to add more. :) I love these.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/best-pics/funny-essay-test-answer1.jpg
Why did the teacher even bother? :D
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/best-pics/funny-essay-test-answer2.jpg
Those are insanely funny! Knee slappers, all of them. :)
THANKS NIMBLEMARMOSET!
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There's a joke that circulates among us scientists:
Question: "What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?"
Answer: "Can I have extra fries on that, please?"
On a slightly different note, I was once told by a Primary (5-11yrs) teacher that they once looked down at a picture that a child was drawing. It depicted a large open-topped car with a driver and two passengers. Puzzled as to how this related to the story the teacher had told to the children earlier, she asked the child what he was drawing.
"But Miss," said the child, "It's God driving Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden."
Whether the teacher managed to keep a straight face is not recorded by history.