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He’s the only muppet that doesn’t scare me.
yay the cookie monster!
Ohmegee, I love him. I still watch my Sesame Street VHS just to see Cookie Monster!
“One of these things is not like the other ones, one of these things just doesn’t belong…”
Can you believe some health revolution has him singing “Cookies Are A Sometimes Food” now? That is just wrong.
yea. i lost a debate 2day on cookies r beta than cupcakes. i was affirmitive (of course)but then when i mentioned cookie monster what do the cupcakes say? that he doesnt lik them anymore! thats stupid! how can u hav the cookie monster when he doesnt eat them anymore lik he used 2!!
he is awesome. I love how he “eats” the cookie but actually just throws it on the ground. Ya gotta love sesame street!
I used to love cookies as a kid and only watched Sesame Street so I could see the cookie monster. :D
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE !!
Did you know that they are planning to stop him eating cookies in order to promote healthy eating? Its soooo stupid, I mean, will he become the ‘vegetable monster’. T.v people need to lighten up.
Oh no. I hate those silly attempts of “popular consciousness”.
check this guy out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzbbqVZ-eFo
We should all just start a petition to keep him as the cookie monster and nothing else.
a petition would be enough. we shall pie the persons responsible for that sacrilege.
Yarr, we shall. If all else fails we will hijack the t.v station.
i got dibs on Elmo, that little fucker!
God, I hate him. You can kill him off for all I care. Im going to take care of big bird. I think he’s gay..
sounds good, careful of his beak, it looks like it could do some damage.
I’ll wear a helmet. I also have traquilisers incase he gets a bit too ‘rowdy’. Elmo may try to tickle you as a distraction. You should be aware of that. ^^
You have really thought this through! Thanks for the tip; he is a sneaky little guy. I’ve made arrangements with Bert & Ernie… plan is for me to ‘tickle’ Elmo on the back of the head with my tire iron, then drag his carcass to B&E’s crib so they can get medieval on his ass.
I like to plan ahead. I’m also gonna tackle the grouchy guy who lives in the trash can. I’ll just kill big bird then shove him on top of the lid so the grouchy guy will suffocate. The end of sesame street is nigh!
Have u considered the bird flu?! Wipe out the entire neighborhood!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K8KvHxh1VI
Aha, smart thinking my chum. But how do we start the bird flu?
That video was awesome ^^
Maybe we can take the cast and crew on a trip to a bird hatchery in Southeast Asia or something. I’ll look into it…
Okay. Sorry I didn’t reply last night. Big Bird took it all out of me. I have a few scars to show as well.
I don’t know if I can go on…
The preceding chat has been brought to you by the letter F and the number 9.
God, the number nine is just annoying. This chat was rather pleasant, even if it was about destroying a cartoon show.
what’s wrong with 9?!? Countries have been built on the number 9.
Which countries? I suppose its not the worst number but..meh.
oh uhhh… lot’s of countries, too many 2 list here that’s for sure!
Indeed….I truly believe you. Did you hear the latest news? Big bird and Oscar The Grouch are on a violent rampage headig towards us!!!
Uh oh… ok here’s what we do, you’ve tangled with the bird before so just do the same thing again. got ur helmet? I’ll go snag a bottle of febreeze and spray that on Oscar, should clean up his act! Ahahaha so funny.
Yarr, that coud’ve worked. If Big Bird hadn’t eaten my first helmet in the other battle. I could go in without it but that would mean certain death…what to do, what to do.
Well… you wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs. Think of the big picture… Liken yourself to a Space monkey; be willing to sacrifice yourself for the greater good. Or if you don’t like that idea you can borrow my helmet, you know, either way…
I’ll borrow yours. Yes, and when you are taking care of Oscar, make sure you get his pet worm slimey.
oh he will be eating that worm!
He’d better be. Are there anymore characters that should be ‘dealt with’?
let me just check my death list…
You do that..oooh, count von count. He always annoyed me.
we can beat him over the head 1 2 3 times, muahahaha!
Oh yes. Is there anyone we could defeat using the alphabet or numbers 1 – 10?
let’s see… there’s Telly monster, he seems like a moron. maybe we can sit him down and make him do some long division… break his brain. gotta be a way to get the count though… hmmm…
Dude. Garlic! Could I say it any better? We cut him open and stuff him full of it. Then chuck him into sunlight so he will burn!
nice! it’s so obvious i missed it!
I know. Thats like, everyone really.
How do you feel about the muppets?
i’m torn. what the hell is Gonzo anyway?!
I know! He’s like a mutant experiment gone REALLY REALLY bad.
I regret to inform you that Heather was tragically eaten by Big Bird whilst trying to assisnate him.
Now would be your cue to avenge her death.
I should also inform you that she is a lousy speller, I meant to spell asassinate.
God.
sorry i don’t know any Heather, u must have me confused with someone else…
Heather is the person who has been fighting beside you to destroy sesame street.