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Best Heroes couple.
(covering for cutting off her toe)
Claire: It was a pedicure.
West: I'm sorry?
Claire: The other night, that was what I was doing, I was giving myself a pedicure.
West: Well you're not very good at it.
West: Just walk me through this one last time. I didn't see you cut off your toe, is that right?
Claire: The bottle of nail polish fell over and it just looked like it was bleeding.
West: Improvising is really not your forte.
Claire: Why are you such a smart ass?
West: Why are you so bad at lying?
Claire: I'm not lying.
West: Fine then, you gave yourself a pedicure and you toe fell of and came back on, works for me.
Claire: I'm going to class.
West: Don't do your nails on the way!
(arguing about whose talent is cooler)
West:"You can skydive without a parachute!"
Claire:"You can skydive without a plane!"
(Claire jumps and West flies to catch her in the air)
Claire: You caught me.
West: Ofcourse I did.
Clare: I would have been been fine.
West: I know you can heal Claire. But I never wanna see you hurt.