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<h2>Chuck Norris Facts</h2>Campaigned for George Bush in the 1988 U.S. elections. Eldest of three sons born to Ray and Wilma Norris. Chuck's brothers are Wieland Norris (born July 12, 1943; KIA in Vietnam, 1970) and Aaron Norris. Aaron is the youngest of the trio, the proverbial "runt of the litter." Father of Mike Norris and Eric Norris, the latter of whom is a professional stock car driver. Chuck also has a daughter named Dina, born in 1964. Diane Holechek is the mother of Chuck's aforementioned kids; of those three, Dina is the only one not mentioned in Chuck's 1980's autobiography, "The Secret Of Inner Strength: My Story." More recently, Chuck and Gena O'Kelly (his second wife) welcomed opposite-sex twins Dakota Alan (the boy) and Danilee Kelly (the girl). The twins' birthday is August 30, 2001. Often trained with Bruce Lee. 6-time World Karate Champion; among those he faced for this title are fellow actors Joe Lewis and Steve Sanders. He was the karate teacher of father-son actors Steve McQueen and Chad McQueen. The elder McQueen encouraged Norris to pursue a career in movies and television; allegedly, he told Chuck: "If you can't do anything else, there's always acting." Received "Veteran of the Year 2001" honor at the 6th Annual 'American Veteran Awards'. [12 December 2000] In the movies where he's a police officer, Norris usually prefers to work alone (i.e. Lone Wolf McQuade (1983), Code of Silence (1985) and Top Dog (1995)). Has 3 grandchildren by son Eric Norris; these include fellow actress Gabby Di Ciolli. He has founded two of his own martial arts: Chun Kuk Do ("the Universal Way") and American Tang Soo Do. He is the Founder of the National Tang-Soo-Do Congress (NTC) and the United Fighting Arts Federation (UFAF). Chuck is also President of the latter. Founder of National Tang Soo Do Congress (NTC). He has a 10th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, and also an 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do...that is, the Korean (or traditional) styles of each. His father Ray was killed in a car accident, shortly after cancer surgery. Part of Ray's throat and chin were removed; a tube was inserted in his trachea to help him breathe. Ray was thrown out of his car in the wreck, and the tube came out. Ray suffocated on the ground because no one at the accident site was aware of the tube. His voice and drama coach was Jonathan Harris, of "Lost in Space" (1965) fame. Harris "taught him how to speak," by putting his fingers in Norris's mouth, and stretching the mouth wide open. He names Jonathan as the only man in the world who could get away with doing that to him...a fact Jonathan was always proud of. Having worked for years as a martial-arts instructor (giving both public and private lessons), he was offered the role of "Sensei Jon Kreese" in the original The Karate Kid (1984). He turned it down, claiming he did not want his name connected with such a brutal and vicious character. Despite their vast political differences, he is friends with actress and comedienne Whoopi Goldberg. He was so impressed with a performance of hers that he tried, unsuccessfully, to get her a role in his film Invasion U.S.A. (1985). Reader's Digest once noted a story of how Norris, true to his characters, prefers to find a non-violent way to solve a situation. Norris was in a bar once when a customer walked in and said to him, "You're in my seat. Move." Norris complied, and as the customer sat down, he recognized Norris. He then said, "Chuck, you could've kicked my butt if you wanted to. Instead of moving, why didn't you just attack me?" Norris' response: "What would that have accomplished?" Norris later said the experience resulted in him getting a new admirer and a new friend. He has 5 children, 3 from first wife Dianne Holechek; Mike (b. 1962), Dina (b. 1964), and Eric (b. 1965) and 2 from second wife Gina O'Kelley; twins Dakota Alan and Danilee Kelly (b. 2001). Is a Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu under the Machado Brothers. As a child, his idol and favorite actor was John Wayne, Indeed, their on screen personas bear much in common. Both achieved their highest level of fame playing no nonsense good guys who were uncorruptable and did whatever it took to "take the trash out" and make sure that justice was served and that the bad guys got what they deserved. Supporter of the US Republican Party.
-Every night before he goes to bed, the boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
-Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who can appreciate irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The day Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has simply run out of women.
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haha thats so funny because when I was scrolling down to read the new comment I was like "Wow what Chuck Norris geek added all the new facts", but then it was you so now I feel so ashamed.
Chuck and I are good friends. He likes to have his taint tickled. Good man. Very good man.
Have you seen the Walker where he saves the girl from being sacrificed in the name of Satan? Chuck Norris is great. We always need people who are a joke, but think everyone is taking them seriously.
What makes you so sure he thinks everybody is taking him seriously?
lol. You don't understand a humble sense of humor, do you? You know, there's an old quote from Ronald Reagan, who everybody always made fun of in the 1980's because he was so old when he was campaiging for president. It went like this:
"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."
Some people just love humor, even if that humor is at their own expense. I've got a sneaking suspicion Mr. Norris is the same way.
*hehehe* Yes I love humor because I love to laugh! and it is just so easy when there is a person like Chuck Norris *mocking voice* to make fun of. (haha Geoffery is going to shun me for saying that)
But that was a good quote I enjoyed it
Im hurt :(
Well if he has a sense of humor then its ok for me to make fun of him right? I dont mind f he makes fun of me !
Well, that's good. Because he is making fun of you. Maybe he is a bestuff member, I don't know, I'm just sayin', yo.
"You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you know you don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger, and you don't repeat don't mess around with Chuck Norris!"
ok I got it!
btw If you do ever find Chuck Norris on this sight then let me know
Dude, Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
I love him becuase everyone else loves him. I am such a follower.
Hey crimson tears not everybody loves him
But Chuck Norris loves almost everybody. If he didn't… they would not survive long.
See thats where your wrong, Chuck Norris only kills people he hates, he just doesn't give a shit about anyone else ;)
Chuck Norris sets the standard for love, and if that standard is complete indifference, then so be it.
I would also like to point out that a frown is really a smile. The reason is because frowns require more muscles than smiles do, and the more muscles Chuck Norris uses, the happier he is.
i heard chuck norris is so tough that under his beard thear is no chin just another fist
Close. Under his beard is the answer to the meaning of life. He was instructed by god to keep it safe. Chuck would say that he's doing a damn fine job.
so true
funny everything that is written about him here is taken from www.uncyclopedia.org=))
That's not true. I made up all of the stuff I wrote.
Once upon a time, a Jew asked a German, "Who is Chuck Norris?" That German's name was Adolf Hitler, and the rest is history.
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this guy annoys me SOOO much! ;p
hahahaha wow no one has commented here for a while! gues senor norris isn't that cool :P
But i agree with you Ileah Im sure if your bored you can go back to read the convo between GB and I with the pros and cons of CN
haha sounds like fun XD
I'm starting to think Chuck Norris is the only person who could beat Hillary in '08, but that requires a hypothetical alternate reality in which Norris is capable of running.
haha
somebody better beat hillary, cuz she's a power hungry crazy chick!
Obama is so much better than Hillary or Norris
A lot could happen between now and that election. I heard a guy on the radio say that his sources tell him that within the next month, we're going to let another "terrorist attack" happen in America, so we'll have a good enough excuse to bomb the crap out of Iran. I'm talking bombs designed to wipe out entire cities. Millions of ordinary Iranians. Remember that recent incident, when about five nukes "accidentally" were flown from one end of our country to the other? Well, word is everybody on that plane has sense died of "mysterious circumstances," there were actually 6 bombs on board, and one is now missing. In addition to this, the stock market is rising, gold is rising, and the fed is printing dollars like crazy. You know when the last time all three of those happened at once was? 1929... right before the great depression began.
Cheers.
scary….
Well, I'm excited. Maybe this all means I'll actually get to experience something that makes me unhappy or concerned. I'm not used to those kinds of things, so it would prove very intriguing. On the other hand, I might be delighted to learn that I can even adjust and adapt comfortably to global economic strife. Frankly, I don't see anything scary about the doom and gloom predictions of things to come.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
Nice
no thats funny!
Chuck u rock my socks!!!!
all i have to say is ROUND HOUSE KICK !
get the fuck out here!
chuck norris a martial arts icon?????? are u all stupid or what??? he will never be a marial arts icon! you all need to check history . you all haters, he's best because he's white american, racist motherfuckers
the true and only martial arts icon is bruce lee. bruce kicked chuck norris his ass. chuck himself said bruce is the best. bruce is much stronger and certainly faster. he's more intelligent and had charisma. he even have is own martial arts "style" called jeet kune do. he had more student (a lot famous a la hollywood) then chuck. he made martial arts known in us and all over the world in the seventies even after his death, he was a megasuper star=icon. and plus there are way better martial artists then chuck, like jet lee, steven seagal,jackie chan and even jean claude van damme. and chucks acting career ain't that good either. so then his martial arts skillz must really suck.LOL
this is an outrage! and very disrespect full! again u all need to check history! anyway this voting category is not serious.
hey man, u must understand, and accept the fact, im one of Bruce fans..., but i don't think Chuck is suck. i also enjoying texas ranger movies, and some of his movies.
For u to know, Chuck is one of Bruce's buddy. (He teach Chuck martial arts)
so, if Bruce is not the best martial arts icon in here..., whats a big deal ? Everyone know who's the best!!
Correct for my mistakes : Bruce teach Chuck jeet kune do. Not Kung Fu^_^
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS!
I love this guy and chuck norris jokes
oh did you know chuck norris tears can cure cancer too bad he never cries
Chuck norris doesnt have a chin under his beard its actually a 3rd fist
Chuck for President.