Calvin's Dad

Calvin: "Dad, how does a light bulb work?"

Dad: "Magic."

Calvin: "Didn't you say that's how the vacuum cleaner works?"

Dad: "Right. They're both magic."

Calvin: "You just don't know how they work, I'll bet."

Dad: "Fine. Don't believe your own father, who's been around a lot longer than you."

Calvin: (Turns on a lamp) "Look mom, magic!"

Mom: "That's not magic!"

I love Calvin's dad.