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Buddhism is definitely queen bitch in the religion kitchen, and not unlike the nicest cake you’re ever likely to bake; all you have to do is clear your mind, add a spot of regulated breathing, and top it off with the merest hint of thinking about one nice thing. Leave it to stand for a few minutes, and then bake slowly and patiently on a low heat. Take it out of the spiritual oven using your special samsara-resistant oven gloves, and leave it to cool.

Voila! All those bad vibes fall away, you start to like and care about people, a lot of the rubbish that you thought mattered stops being important, and, inexplicably, the world actually begins to change shape. You don’t even need to believe in God.

Please note: this religion, despite it’s many benefits, does not necessarily lead to the reduction of bad religion/cooking metaphors.

 

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Evil-Mist
Evil-Mist posted over 2 years ago

The fat god on the first picture is not a representation of Buddha, Buddha is slim, that’s an usual confusion.

revolution
revolution posted over 2 years ago

yeah only us brittish refer to them as ” buddahs ” most other countrys call them somthing else and know their not the buddah

Evil-Mist
Evil-Mist posted over 2 years ago

To be honest, British are not the only one to make this confusion. By the way, I would like to know the real name of this deity.

Katchiiiiing
Katchiiiiing posted over 2 years ago

There are a lot of religions in the world and I respect them all (as long as they respect all alive beings)... but the most respectable religion of all is undoubtfully Buddhism. We should all learn from it and became better human beings. The world would be a better place to live…

Evil-Mist
Evil-Mist posted over 2 years ago

Perhaps the best thing about Buddhism is the ability to mix it with others religions, Buddhism is not exclusive, that’s why it never involves war.

Katchiiiiing
Katchiiiiing posted over 2 years ago

yes, I agree with you :)

Cob
Cob posted about 1 year ago

ACtually the large laughing buddha is the chinese buddha statue or sometimes known as the 'jolly taverner' In gardening stores in Britain. The slender buddha is known as a thai buddha. Then there is the tibetan buddha which is only slightly different to the thai buddha as the thai buddha usually has a large point from the head. Personally id prefer a laughing happy average build buddha but nothign can be perfect.

bruised messiah
bruised messiah posted about 1 year ago

the description for this is very cute. c:

Marissa the Oblivious
Marissa the Oblivious posted about 1 year ago

actualy its not a religion at all, its a philosophy. durr…

Marissa the Oblivious
Marissa the Oblivious posted about 1 year ago

actualy its not a religion at all, its a philosophy. durr…

HelloCarm20
HelloCarm20 posted about 1 year ago

It is both a religion and a philosophy. durr…

salle
salle posted about 1 year ago

inferior to christianity

Vano
Vano posted 12 months ago

Salle, you are such a narrow minded Elitest jackass. Who the fuck jumps in and posts shit like that?

Owncreation
Owncreation posted 6 months ago

To the Buddhisattva in all of us!