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Brick Tamland

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Brick Tamland

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“I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I’m polite and I’m rarely late. I like ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded… MAYONAISSE !”

“I’m Brick Tamland. When there’s weather to report… I report the weather.”

“Where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?”

“You’re not Ron.”

“Oh yeah, I ate a big red candle.”

“I pooped a tape recorder.”

“I ate a whole bunch of fibreglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said… my stomach’s itchy!”


“I love carpet… I love desk… I love lamp!”

Champ: “Well, is it a shortcut or not?” Brick: “Ok!”

Brian: “Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?” Brick: “I don’t know!”

“Yeah, there were horses, a guy on fire, and I killed a man with a trident!”

“Look Ron, I’m riding a furry tractor!”

“I’m Brick Tamland. It’s sunny out. We are here today to witness the miracle of birth. Soon a stork will fly overhead, delivering a baby panda. Let’s take a look… I DON ’T UNDERSTAND !”


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