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An obsessive perfectionist, Bree tries to show as little emotion as possible. Consequently she has a strained relationship with her family…
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Bree: Do me a favor Rex, please don’t mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.
Bree: If you think I’m gonna discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place where the restrooms are labeled Chicks and Dudes, you are out of your mind.
Bree: When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky. I possessed beauty, wit, cunning and insight. These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world. Danielle: So? Bree: So take good care of your looks, Danielle. You don’t have any other weapons at your disposal
Bree: Andrew, I’m curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to be on this runway? That’s someone’s little girl. And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her. Dreams that did not include a thong… and a pole…
Bree: Danielle! How was school? Danielle: It was okay. Bree: Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?
Bree: It’s a romantic date with a single, attractive man and I intend to french the hell out of him.
Bree: What do you want me to say? My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples. Hooray?
Bree: Well, Danielle, your father is deathly allergic to onions, and I won’t even dignify your navy bean suggestion with a response.
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Bree Hodge these days.