As our hero is running for mayor of London some of his quotes were published today. My favourites...
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3
On Tony Blair - It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
On Commuting - I forgot that to rely on a train in Balir's Britain, is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.
Boris for Mayor. I don't live in London but the entertainment value.....
A gem not on that page, i'm parapharasing…"There are no disasters, only opportunities. Opportunities for more disasters." Wish i was a Londoner, he'd get my vote.
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Look at his hair!
The owner of a very famous blond mop.
Aw! Lookit, new pics!
i love that he went on have i got news for you. LOL .
He’s almost enough to make me vote Conservative.
If I lived in Henley I think I would.
He’s on Question Time this week.
Excellent. I’ll be watching!
He was on Radio 2 today. The man’s a master piece of genetics.
So, Boris for mayor of London? He he he. It'd be amusing!
Remember when he said "What's my view on drugs? I've forgotten my view on drugs."
As our hero is running for mayor of London some of his quotes were published today. My favourites...
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3
On Tony Blair - It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
On Commuting - I forgot that to rely on a train in Balir's Britain, is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.
Boris for Mayor. I don't live in London but the entertainment value.....
A gem not on that page, i'm parapharasing…"There are no disasters, only opportunities. Opportunities for more disasters." Wish i was a Londoner, he'd get my vote.