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Being Shat on by a Bird

Created by markster. Last Edited by markster. Tagged as: Experiences
Being Shat on by a Bird

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It is common folklore in my parish that the second luckiest thing ever is being shat on by a bird in flight.

The luckiest thing ever is shitting on a bird while YOU are in flight, but I was unable to find a corresponding picure on Google Images, alas.

 

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luvmoptop
luvmoptop posted over 2 years ago

a bird has totally crapped on my head. it was gross.

markster
markster posted over 2 years ago

I see; but did you get the lucky dividends afterwards?

luvmoptop
luvmoptop posted over 2 years ago

it was right after a job interview, and i got the job!

markster
markster posted over 2 years ago

NEVER underestimate the kharmic power of post-interview bird poo droppage.

purple octopus
purple octopus posted about 1 year ago

Markster, you crack me up!

I’m sure I used to get shit on by birds all the time as a kid. Ahh, happy days. Do you reckon poo size is relative to luck amount? Having your head enveloped by an albatross ejection should surely be a much sought after event…

asLian
asLian posted 10 months ago

i don't want a luck like that and i prefer clover...(:

vodka keith
vodka keith posted 6 months ago

If your going to be shat upon a tiny bird is alot preferable to some of the larger animals!