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Behind a Newspaper

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FACT: When you read a newspaper you disappear. Hotel lobbys are full of people avoiding each other.

To allow you to see the people contained within, the pictures to the left have been taken using special cameras and film. Particularly the second one, which is a painting. 

 

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swissbob
swissbob posted about 1 year ago

May the inventors of the tabloid size burn in hell!

purple octopus
purple octopus posted about 1 year ago

Oh, I don't know – they're just catering for the young and very small, who also have people to hide from. Think about it – how many tabloids get sold, and how many children do you see reading the newspaper? Coincidence?

swissbob
swissbob posted about 1 year ago

And some week later you can see their images printed on milk cartons. Damned tabloids.

purple octopus
purple octopus posted about 1 year ago

Well maybe you're right. There's something dark going on somewhere. I think that milk cartons are made of recycled tabloids. The missing children are in fact trapped in the columns of poor reporting and over-sensationalism, and only surface again after the carton producing has completed…

swissbob
swissbob posted about 1 year ago

The only way to fight them back is stop drinking milk. I did it several years ago and switched to beer.

purple octopus
purple octopus posted about 1 year ago

Hmm... I just tried a cup of tea with beer in place of milk. I maybe saving children, but I'm ruining all my stuff by spraying grim liquid all over it.

I take your point, but sod the children. I want milky tea. 

I've made a fresh cup now, and I'm going to sit back and enjoy it - happy in the knowledge that I've done my bit to keep the population down.