Become a Porn Star like Dave Cummings
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Most wrinkly furballs are happy to settle down to a life of carpet bowls, Antiques Roadshow, mint humbugs and Laurence Welk after they retire. Not our zesty pal Dave Cummings, though.
If his back-story is to be believed, Dave left university with post-graduate qualifications and then went on to serve in the US Army for over 25 years, where he eventually reached the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. It was only once he’d hit the big 6-0 that he turned his hand to intravaginal penile puppetry.
Although I’ve not had the pleasure of seeing any of his oeuvre, I am led to believe that Mr Cummings is held in high regard because of his girthiness, firmth, and erm…squirty repetitiveness.
I suppose you can’t help but admire him really….
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What the hell…..?
you didnt try this? ;)