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"He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree."
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."
And my personal favourite:
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
The possibilities are endless. Like the stream from a peeing statue.
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I avoid them like the plague.
I avoid them like.. some kind of.. avoiding thingy…
poor purp oct, 5 bookmarks and no votes
Mud was the sound of uhh.. a…uhh.. a gladiator falling.. when a lion knocked him down, we would throw some mud and it made the sound of him, and various weights of gladiators would be to various size muds, and then i'd also stick mud in peoples heads.. and then punch them.. and that was a good soft sound, it sounded like a uhh.. a bag of grits.. falling off a.. car.
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