Anthology of Interest II

Bender asks what would heppen if he was a human: The Professor uses reverse fossilisation to turn Bender into a human, and he gets used to all the advantages. He quickly starts drinking and smoking – even better when it’s bad for him – and runs away when his frieds tell him to have self control. He goes out and parties, eating loads and loads. When the Professor presents him to the Nobel Prize comitee, is enourmous and unable to move. He persuades the scientists to try his way of life, and they have a party. Wornstrum presents him a Nobel Prize, but he’s dead.

Fry asks what would happen if life was like a video game: At the DOOP , Donkey Kong hits Nixon with a barrel. The Earth is attacked by Space Invaders, lead by Lrrr, and Fry is called upon due to his experience at video games. Led by General Pacman, the crew go through the escape tunnels to the invaders. Fry kills all but one of the ships, which his brother always did for him. The invaders land on Earth and demand quarters, but the crew refuse, as they need them for laundry. They agree to let the aliens throw their laundry in with theirs.

Leela asks what would happen if she found her true home, and Professor knocks her out with the machine, making her dream that: Leela gets lost in space, and lands on a mysterious planet, similar to, but legally destinct from, the Wizard of Oz. She kills the man-witch of the West, and takes some boots from him. She also kills Amy, the cute witch of the north. Leela follows the yellow brick road, finding Fry the scarecrow, who doesn’t like Leela’s suggestion that he needs a brain, Bender, who needs to pump blood out of his cellar, and Zoidberg, who wants courage. They are taken hostage by Mom, who is a witch. Leela wants to join her, and has found her true home. Unfortunately, Bender kills Mom with some Chapagne. They reach the Professor, who gives Zoidberg a gun, gives Bender some money and wants to send Leela back home. Leela says she wants to become a witch and turns everyone into frogs. Zoidberg melts her.