Alexander Harris

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(Alexander "Xander" Harris, portrayed by Nicholas Brendon in Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

“Angel’s our friend… except I don’t like him.”

“How is Angel? Pretend I care.”

Xander: “You were looking at my neck.” Angel: “What?” Xander: “You were checking out my neck. I saw that.” Angel: “No, I wasn’t.” Xander: “I told you to eat before we left.”

Xander: “You mean I’m the key guy? Ahhh… pride… joy…” Buffy: “I think Angel should go with you.” Xander: “Wait a minute. I’m still the key guy though, right?” Buffy: “Yes Xander.” Xander: “Very well. Angel may accompany me in a non-key-guy capacity.” Angel: “What fun.” Xander: “Excuse me. Key guy still talking here.”