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When I’ve had a totally wank day, I go and sit by the sea with the biggest bar of Aero that Nestle dare bring themselves to sell.
It’s organic, and low in both saturated fat and calories. It contains vitamins A to E, and every antioxidant and vital amino acid known to personkind. It reduces blood pressure and cholesterol, and one bar is the equivalent of three of the five portions of fresh fruit and vegetable that the British Government suggests we should eat every day.
Most of the world’s major religions claim that such pleasures are transitory, and ultimately, both delusional and self-destructive, and they are more or less bang on the mark, but I don’t think aero bars count..
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Dirty Dirty Nestle! Their Aids victim exploitation prevents me from partaking of their products. Shame on you all. Smarties ice cream is nicer than Aero. And Cheerio's. Both Nestle too, but you can get fake Cheerios from tesco and they're just as good as the orignals. Can't help you with substitute Aeros though. So just give them up and eat something else to make yourselves feel better. Like a nice bowl of Tesco cheerios. I know Tesco are supposed to be frowned upon too but as far as I know they are guilty of killing off local businesses, which is slightly less henious than killing off african mothers and their children, or deliberately mis-informing them as to how they can catch the hiv virus as part of an advertising campaign. This is what they did a few years ago, so just don't buy their stuff. Dirty Dirty Nestle..