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About Me

I’m a self-proclaimed maniac. I’m intelligent. I’m literate, but suck at school.

I like playing Halo, and doing random things just for laughs. I hate how few girls there are out there for me, given my standards, and their crippling immaturity.

Ladies, I’m not bad looking. I’m not Johnny Depp, but I’m not Chris Farley either. Okay, I’m probably somewhere in between…

TO APPLY FOR A GIRLFRIEND POSITION ….

1. You must be geographically close (central Texas) 2. You must be a GOOD girl. If you have to ask, then, no, you’re not one. 3. You should be decent looking. Not extremely hot… just decent, K? 4. You must be somewhat intelligent. 5. You must be different. 6. You must not have a history of pinning people against walls, making out with them, and grabbing their crotches.

TO APPLY FOR BOYFRIEND POSTIION … 1. Hold Grenade 2. Pull Pin 3. Wait.

That aside, keep in mind that I’m on here for the aforementioned purpose of doing random things for laughs. I’m not too hardcore into this social networking stuff, matter of fact, one of my life goals is to destroy MySpace. Anyway. If you’re cool, comment me. If not, go to MySpace with the rest of the fags.

http://www.myspace.com/up4bootycall <<< (if you really need someone to make you feel loved)