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"Trying Is the First Step towards Failure" "Trying Is the First Step towards Failure" Quotes 0

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Why Do Things That Only Happen to stupid People Keep Happening to Me? Why Do Things That Only Happen to stupid People Keep Happening to Me? Humor 4

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Yeah Moe, That Team Sure Did Suck Last Night. They Just Plain Sucked! Ive Seen Teams Suck Before, but They Were the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked Yeah Moe, That Team Sure Did Suck Last Night. They Just Plain Sucked! Ive Seen Teams Suck Before, but They Were the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked Quotes | NSFW 0

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Lisa, Vampires Are Make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos Lisa, Vampires Are Make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos Quotes 0

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My Homer Is Not a Communist. He May Be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He Is Not a Porn Star My Homer Is Not a Communist. He May Be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He Is Not a Porn Star Quotes | NSFW 0

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"Children Are the Future. Today Belongs to Me!" "Children Are the Future. Today Belongs to Me!" Quotes 0

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Save Me Jebus! Save Me Jebus! Quotes 0

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Why Do People Run from Me? Why Do People Run from Me? TV 0

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Agent: Tell You What, Sir. from Now On, You'll Be, Uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's Just Practise a Bit, Hmm? When I Say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," You'll Say, "Hi." Agent: Tell You What, Sir. from Now On, You'll Be, Uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's Just Practise a Bit, Hmm? When I Say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," You'll Say, "Hi." Humor, TV 0

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Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers Humor 0

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He Lied to us through Song - I Hate When People Do That He Lied to us through Song - I Hate When People Do That Quotes 0

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I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman Quotes 0

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"What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" Humor, Quotes, TV 0

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If the Flintstones Has Taught Us Anything, It's That Pelicans Can Be Used to mix Cement. If the Flintstones Has Taught Us Anything, It's That Pelicans Can Be Used to mix Cement. Quotes, TV 0

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Homer to billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your Gloomy, Depressing Music, My Children No Longer Hope for the Future I Can Not Afford to give Them." Homer to billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your Gloomy, Depressing Music, My Children No Longer Hope for the Future I Can Not Afford to give Them." Humor, Quotes, TV 0

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"Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" "Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" Humor, TV 2

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"Kids, You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try." "Kids, You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try." Humor, Quotes, TV 8

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"Oral Thermometer, My Eye! Think Warm Thoughts Boy, 'cause This Is Mighty Cold." "Oral Thermometer, My Eye! Think Warm Thoughts Boy, 'cause This Is Mighty Cold." Quotes, TV 0

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"He's Gone Mad with Power, like That Albert Schweitzer Guy." "He's Gone Mad with Power, like That Albert Schweitzer Guy." Quotes, TV 0

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"Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" "Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" Humor, Quotes 0

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"The Fingers You Have Used to dial Are Too Fat. to obtain a Special Dialing Wand, Please Mash the Keypad with Your Palm Now." "The Fingers You Have Used to dial Are Too Fat. to obtain a Special Dialing Wand, Please Mash the Keypad with Your Palm Now." Humor, Quotes, TV 4

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"That's Homer Simpson, Sir" "That's Homer Simpson, Sir" Humor, Quotes, TV 0