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 Let's Show This Prehistoric Bitch How We Do Things Downtown Let's Show This Prehistoric Bitch How We Do Things Downtown 2

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 "Wanting People to listen, You Can't Just Tap Them on the Shoulder Anymore, You Have to hit Them with a Sledgehammer, and Then You'll Notice, You've Got Their Strict Attention." "Wanting People to listen, You Can't Just Tap Them on the Shoulder Anymore, You Have to hit Them with a Sledgehammer, and Then You'll Notice, You've Got Their Strict Attention." 0

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 "...as God Is My Witness They’re Not Going to lick Me! I’m Going to live through This and When It’s All Over, I’ll Never Be Hungry Again! ... If I Have to lie, Steal, Cheat or Kill! as God Is My Witness, I’ll Never Be Hungry Again!" "...as God Is My Witness They’re Not Going to lick Me! I’m Going to live through This and When It’s All Over, I’ll Never Be Hungry Again! ... If I Have to lie, Steal, Cheat or Kill! as God Is My Witness, I’ll Never Be Hungry Again!" Quotes 0

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 "I Do Not Mean to pry, but You Don't by Any Chance Happen to have Six Fingers on Your Right Hand" "I Do Not Mean to pry, but You Don't by Any Chance Happen to have Six Fingers on Your Right Hand" Books, Film, Quotes 0

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 You Want a Toe? I Can Get You a Toe, Believe Me. You Want a Toe? I Can Get You a Toe, Believe Me. 0

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 Anti-wrinkle Cream There May Be, but Anti-fat Bastard Cream There Is Not. Anti-wrinkle Cream There May Be, but Anti-fat Bastard Cream There Is Not. 0

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 I Mean to have You, Boy, Even If It Must Be Burglary! I Mean to have You, Boy, Even If It Must Be Burglary! Film, Quotes 0

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 "You Will Tell Me What I Want to know. the Question Is, How Much You Want It to Hurt." "You Will Tell Me What I Want to know. the Question Is, How Much You Want It to Hurt." 0

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 The opposite of War Isn't Peace, It's Creation! The opposite of War Isn't Peace, It's Creation! Quotes 0

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 Sometimes I Doubt Your Commitment to sparkle Motion. Sometimes I Doubt Your Commitment to sparkle Motion. 0

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 I Am Spartacus! I Am Spartacus! Film, Quotes, TV 0

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 Of All the Gin Joints, in All the Towns, in All the World, She Had to walk into Mine. Of All the Gin Joints, in All the Towns, in All the World, She Had to walk into Mine. 0

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 Life Is Cruel. Why Should the Afterlife Be Any Different? Life Is Cruel. Why Should the Afterlife Be Any Different? 0

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 I Know What You're Thinking, "Did He Fire Six Shots or Only Five?" Well to tell You the Truth, in All This Excitement I've Kind of Lost Track Myself. but Being This Is a .44 Magnum — the Most Powerful Handgun in the World — and Would Blow Your Head Cl I Know What You're Thinking, "Did He Fire Six Shots or Only Five?" Well to tell You the Truth, in All This Excitement I've Kind of Lost Track Myself. but Being This Is a .44 Magnum — the Most Powerful Handgun in the World — and Would Blow Your Head Cl 4

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 I'm Just a Sweet Transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania I'm Just a Sweet Transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania 0

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 "Things Will Happen in Your Life That You Can't Stop. but That's No Reason to shut Out the World." "Things Will Happen in Your Life That You Can't Stop. but That's No Reason to shut Out the World." Quotes 0

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 - Кабы мне по моей работе бабы не нужны были, сроду бы с ними, шалавами противными, слова не сказал! Языком, паскуды, как метлой, машут! - Кабы мне по моей работе бабы не нужны были, сроду бы с ними, шалавами противными, слова не сказал! Языком, паскуды, как метлой, машут! 6

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 "Hello, Computer." "Hello, Computer." 0

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 There Must and Shall Be Aspirin. If I Do Not Have Aspirin, I Shall Die. There Must and Shall Be Aspirin. If I Do Not Have Aspirin, I Shall Die. Film, Quotes 2

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 We Are Indeed Drifting into the Arena of the Unwell. We Are Indeed Drifting into the Arena of the Unwell. Film, Quotes 0

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 "Dirka Dirka Muhammad Jihad!" "Dirka Dirka Muhammad Jihad!" 0

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 My Instructor Was Mr. Langley, and He Taught Me to sing a Song. If You'd like to hear It I Can Sing It for You. My Instructor Was Mr. Langley, and He Taught Me to sing a Song. If You'd like to hear It I Can Sing It for You. 0

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 "I Piss Excellence" "I Piss Excellence" Quotes 0

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 Chris: I Forgive You... Annie: for Killing My Children and My Sweet Husband Chris: I Forgive You... Annie: for Killing My Children and My Sweet Husband Film, Quotes 0

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 "Hope Is a Good Thing, Maybe the Best of Things, and No Good Thing Ever Dies." "Hope Is a Good Thing, Maybe the Best of Things, and No Good Thing Ever Dies." 1

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 I'm Starving! Lets Get Some Fuckin FRENCH TOAST! I'm Starving! Lets Get Some Fuckin FRENCH TOAST! 0

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 What Do You Think I Am? Dumb or Something!? What Do You Think I Am? Dumb or Something!? 0

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 Why Don't You Call Me Sometime When You Have No Class. Why Don't You Call Me Sometime When You Have No Class. Film, Humor, Quotes 0

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 Poltergeist Poltergeist 0

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 "Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day!" "Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day!" Film, Quotes 0

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 "What We Got Here Is a Failure to Communicate" "What We Got Here Is a Failure to Communicate" Quotes 0

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 "My Friends, You Bow to no One." "My Friends, You Bow to no One." 0

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 "Don't Get All Breakfast Club on Me, Bitch! " "Don't Get All Breakfast Club on Me, Bitch! " Quotes 0

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 "Nobody Tells You How to be an Adult. You Just Keep Getting Older Anyway." "Nobody Tells You How to be an Adult. You Just Keep Getting Older Anyway." Quotes 0

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 I'm at the Store, There's Too Many Enemy Tampons. I'm Bailing I'm at the Store, There's Too Many Enemy Tampons. I'm Bailing Quotes 0

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 This Is My Life and It's Ending One Minute at a Time This Is My Life and It's Ending One Minute at a Time Quotes 1

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 "Jesus, Did I Say That? or Just Think It? Was I Talking? Did They Hear Me?" "Jesus, Did I Say That? or Just Think It? Was I Talking? Did They Hear Me?" Quotes 2

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 "When Everyone's Super... No One Will Be." "When Everyone's Super... No One Will Be." 2

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 Don't Call Me Junior Don't Call Me Junior 0

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 But Don't You Find It a Bit Chilly without a Gun But Don't You Find It a Bit Chilly without a Gun 0

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 We Have a Whole Life to live Together You F*cker, but It Can't Start until You Call. We Have a Whole Life to live Together You F*cker, but It Can't Start until You Call. 0

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 Welcome to thunderdome, Bitch Welcome to thunderdome, Bitch Quotes 0

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 Harold: "Dude, We're so High Right Now!" Kumar: "We're Not Low!" Harold: "Dude, We're so High Right Now!" Kumar: "We're Not Low!" 0

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 "I'ma Get Medieval on Your Ass" "I'ma Get Medieval on Your Ass" 0

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 These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For. These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For. Film, Quotes 0

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 As a Youth I Used to weep in Butcher's Shops. As a Youth I Used to weep in Butcher's Shops. Film, Quotes 0

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 "My Cat Can Eat a Whole Watermelon" "My Cat Can Eat a Whole Watermelon" 2

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 We Want the Finest Wines Available to humanity, We Want Them Here, and We Want Them Now! We Want the Finest Wines Available to humanity, We Want Them Here, and We Want Them Now! Film, Quotes 0

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 It's Not the Years, Honey, It's the Mileage. It's Not the Years, Honey, It's the Mileage. 0
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